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<span style="color: #20124d;"><i><b>Just out! Joe's newest book: A Farmer in Clean Overalls & Other Tall Tales </b></i></span></div>
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<span style="color: #20124d;"><b>This collection of humorous stories from Joe's experiences on the farm can't be beat. Each story is full of laugh out loud humor, reminding us that despite life's hardships, humor lightens our load. </b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #20124d;"><b>You can find them at Country Power in Greenwich, The Brookside Museum in Ballston Spa, contact his agent (ha ha- his wife) at ppeck2@verizon.net </b></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17410268200257901392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619678111152707837.post-59243374251413716672014-03-26T07:22:00.002-07:002014-03-26T10:45:55.880-07:00Joe Peck, with his son David, milks 100 registered Holsteins at Peckhaven
Farm, a Dairy of Distinction, near Saratoga Springs, New York. Joe wrote a
humorous column “Peck’s Peckings” for eight years in the American
Agriculturalist magazine.
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Joe has been recognized by Cornell University as an outstanding alumni,
recognized by the governor of New York for the contributions of his family to
agriculture and the community, and recognized by his banker as someone to keep
an eye on. Thankfully, Joe is supported by his patient wife, Pat, a retired
nutrition educator and his two daughters (one is normal and the other is
teaching.)
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A member of the National Speakers Association and Toastmasters, Joe feels
that his greatest accomplishment is convincing his wife that he doesn’t have
time to mow the lawn, but always has time to go to an auction.
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Joe has been entertaining audiences for years with a combination of
enlightened inspiration, homespun yarns and stand-up comedy, drawn from a
lifetime of farm experience. He is the author of two books: <i>A Cow in the Pool
& Udder Humorous Farm Stories</i>, and <i>A Tractor in the House & Other
Smashing Farm Tales</i>. <br />
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